More Actual Signs III
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STILL MORE
SIGNS OF THE TIMES
~ Actual signs as reported ~
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Customers who consider
our waitresses uncivil
ought to see the manager.
In a New York
restaurant

 
Outside a country shop
We buy junk
and sell antiques.

 
Sign in front of church
in Montpelier, VT
Bingo Friday night
at 8:00pm
Quickies Thursday
at 7:30pm

 
In a pet shop window
The more people I meet, the more I like dogs.

 
In my neighbours
front window
*
ATTENTION
FIREFIGHTERS
Please save the animals.
This house has 6 cats
*

 
In front of
a junk yard building
~*~
DRIVE RECKLESS!
IT HELPS
BUSINESS!
~*~

 
TATOOS DONE
WHILE YOU WAIT
In the window of
a tattoo parlor

 
FOR SALE
BUY OWNER
In front of a house

 
CUSTOMERS WANTED
NO EXPERIENCE
NECESSARY
Sign in front of
a Beauty Shop

 
Dear God
Please make me the
kind of person that
my dog thinks I am ,
Amen 
Framed sign seen
in a pet shop

 
A sign on a tow truck
We meet by accident

 
In the window of an intimate apparel shop
Just like the government,
we give aid to
under-developed areas

 
The sign in a local discount store
Low prices are born here
and raised elsewhere

 
Our ryes have
seen the glory!
In a bakery window

 
A Flush Beats
a Full House
Anytime !
In Las Vegas Nevada
a sign on a plumbers truck

 
If we can't fix it,
It's broke!
On a Mechanics Shop
in Salt Lake City Utah 

 
Our aim is to keep
this place clean,
your aim will help.
A sign above the urinal 
in the men's room

 
My dog can make it
to the gate in 5 seconds.
Can you ?
Picture of
Doberman guard dog
with spike collar

 
Worms and Perms.
Sign outside a combination
Tackle & Bait Shop
and Beauty Parlor

 
Please wait for
the hostess to be seated.
In a pizza parlor 

 
On the back
of a hearse
Keep drinking and driving,
It's good for our business.

 
Caution:
Blind Man Driving
On a van of a Venetian blind company
(advertising on the side)
and on the rear

 
PLEASE GO AWAY
On a travel agency

 
Outside a
gas station / diner
on Rte.17 in  NY
Eat Here - Get Gas

 
Come on in,
we'll toast your buns!
The outside sign on
a Denny's restaurant on a  Winter's evening in Richmond, Indiana

 
By a playground area

 
Near a curve in the road

 
Drive slow
children
Outside a summer camp for children

 
NO FOOD ALLOWED
Posted in the window
of a "Subway" sandwich shop
in Brooklyn, NY

 
On a septic tank cleaning
service in NH.
The side of every truck
carries their slogan
We're #1
in the #2 business

 
Sparks and Burns
Insurance
In front of an insurance
company window
in Wildwood N.J.

 
On a port a potty
in giants stadium
in New Jersey

 
I'm a Beautician
NOT a Magician
In beauty salons that say

 
On entering the Lion Country Safari in Florida 
there is a sign
TRESPASSERS
WILL BE EATEN

 
A sign outside a church
ch__ch
what's missing?
ur

 
On interstate 95 
Buses and two passenger
car pools only!

 
In scottsdale Arizona
on the side
of a septic truck
Your crap is
our bread and butter!



 
 
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